Okay, so get this: There’s this school, right? And it’s full of your usual gang of idiots, except this gang of idiots isn’t exactly usual, get me? There’s a guy whose face looks like the surface of, I dunno, Mars or something. A schemer who’s no different from a monkey. A principal with more facial hair than brain cells, and a teacher who looks better than he teaches. Where are they? Why, right in this book of course!